Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "ET" Civilizations

Barking Moonbat Warning!

OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005
A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.”

By "ETs," Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalleled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop."

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Somehow, you just knew it would all wind up being our fault, and a connivance of the Evil Scheming Satanic Bush Administration. All we need to figure out is how Halliburton plans to make a profit off interstellar warfare. (“Intergalactic” seems a bit of his stretch. To crib a line from The Princess Bride, “Are you sure you know what that word means?”)

At the risk of offending Canadian readers, I wonder if maybe some of your guys have too much time on their hands during those long, cold winters. I recommend assigning Mr. Hellyer as Canadian Special Envoy to the moon; he would fit right in there. Alternatively, perhaps the French can set up a moonbase. They could surrender before we Reckless Imperialist Xenophobic Gun-Crazed Cowboys have a chance to initiate hostilities.

I’ve always been interested in discussions about the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations and the philosophical and theological implications that might entail. I have, however, been primarily interested in rational discussions.