Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Eat More Rodent

Today is the beginning of Great Lent. Everyone should remember that their diet should be limited to plant products, fish, shellfish, and capybara.

Capybaras have been accepted as Lenten fod since the 1500's; now if I can just find someplace that serves a McCapy...

Giant herds of capybaras, alarmed by arrival of Ash Wednesday, have been observed fleeing for safety in Protestant countries before becoming Lenten centerpieces.