Martyr Mouse Meets Maker

From Breitbart.com - apparently, Jihad Mickey has been whacked by those nefarious Jews.

A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas- affiliated children's television program was beaten to death in the show's final episode Friday.

In the final skit, "Farfour" was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour's land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a "terrorist."

"Farfour was martyred while defending his land," said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed "by the killers of children," she added.

The weekly show, featuring a giant black-and-white rodent with a high- pitched voice, had attracted worldwide attention because the character urged Palestinian children to fight Israel. It was broadcast on Hamas- affiliated Al Aqsa TV.

Station officials said Friday that Farfour was taken off the air to make room for new programs. Station manager Mohammed Bilal said he did not know what would be shown instead.

Hamas should have known it was coming; I'm sure they have read The Protocols of the Mousetraps of Zion. I wonder what the new show will be?

Tom and Jihad: A cute jihadist mouse chases a hook-nosed Jewish cat around the apartment with dynamite.

Sesame Shiite: Big Bird is hijacked and crashes into an American warship.

My Mother the Car Bomb: A mild-mannered shopkeeper's mother is reincarnated as a Mercedes packed with fuel oil and ammoniom nitrate. Hilarious antics ensue.

Mr. Rogers' Martyrdom: Mr. Rogers trades his sweater for a bomb vest and blows King Friday and his imperialist lackey's clean out of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

Any better ideas?