Monday, November 13, 2006

Where Did I Leave My Tinfoil hat?

From the top stories on IRIB (Iranian radio), courtesy of Catholic World News:

According to the Italian daily La Stampa, the Leader of the Catholic sect of Christianity, Pope Benedict XVI has called on former US Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, a Jew who does not believe in either Prophet Jesus (peace upon him) or his Virgin mother, Mary (peace upon her), to become a member of the Vatican’s consultative council on foreign policy, a call the latter accepted.

High-ranking sources at the Vatican said important talks are going on between the Pope and Kissinger.

This is not the first time the Vatican, which claims to be champion of Christianity uses foreign, anti-Christian experts. The previous head of the Vatican, Pope John Paul II, had used former US national security advisor Zbingnew Berzhinsky who like him was Polish.

The current Pope and Kissinger are both of German origin.

Their topic of cooperation is secret but the most important topics are related to resurgent Islam, which is claiming more and more adherents around the globe, the situation in US-occupied Iraq, Palestine, Lebanon, the so-called fight against what the US views as terrorism, Vatican’s ties with Washington, and issues pertaining to Africa.

Oooooh…they are both German! That proves it! That is, if I can ever figure out what “it” is. I am surprised the article did not bring up the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the Illuminati, the Knights Templar, Bohemian Grove, Opus Dei, the New World Order, and the little gray space aliens in their underground bases. They have the start of a good conspiracy here, but they need to flesh it out a bit.

I wonder how the Iranians found out about this? I will launch an inquiry at the next Trilateral Commission meeting.