Talk Like A Pirate, Arrr....

Today, Sept. 19th, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrr, ye mutinous swabs, run out the guns and we’ll be launchin’ a broadside against the good ship Sissy Liberal and her scurvy crew! He who brings me the head of her captain wins a date with Anne Coulter! Arrr…

I should have brought the bird to work today and worn her on my shoulder.

(I would have included a picture of Blackbeard, but blogger is acting up.)