MIT researchers show foil helmets really government plot

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
If you’ve ever been worried that THEY were out to get you, you need to retool your protective screens.

It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

We describe our experimental setup, report our results, and conclude with a few design guidelines for constructing more effective helmets.

Read the whole article here. It has not yet been printed in a peer-reviewed journal, but we all know who controls them, don’t we???

The authors tested three helmet designs, and speculate that that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason. By tricking us into wearing foil helmets, the secret masters of the world have facilitated the effectiveness of their beams. Anyone who has seen the movie Signs should start looking for the Mel Gibson - CIA connection.