Monday, June 05, 2006

A Few Beastly Numbers for 6/6/06

In honor of tomorrow’s overhyped and greatly-feared date, I present the following list of beastly numbers, courtesy of Rev. Felix Just at catholic-resources.org.

666Biblical Number of the Beast
660Approximate Number of the Beast
DCLXVIRoman Numeral of the Beast
665Number of the Beast's Older Brother
667Number of the Beast's Younger Sister
668Number of the Beast's Neighbor
999Number of the Australian Beast
333Number of the Semi-Beast
66Number of the Downsized Beast
6, uh..., I forgetNumber of the Blond Beast
666.0000Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9997856Number of the Beast on a Pentium
0.666Number of the Millibeast
X / 666Beast Common Denominator
0.00150150...Reciprocal of the Beast
-666Opposite of the Beast
666iImaginary Number of the Beast
6.66 x 102Scientific Notation of the Beast
25.8069758...Square Root of the Beast
443556Square of the Beast
1010011010Binary Number of the Beast
1232Octal of the Beast
29AHexidecimal of the Beast
2.8235Log of the Beast
6.5913Ln of the Beast
1.738 x 10289Anti-Log of the Beast
00666Zip Code of the Beast
666@hell.orgE-mail Address of the Beast
www.666.comWebsite of the Beast
1-666-666-6666Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
1-888-666-6666Toll Free Number of the Beast
1-900-666-6666Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!Only $6.66 per minute! [Must be over 18!]
666-66-6666Social Security Number of the Beast
Form 10666Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
66.6%Tax Rate of the Beast
6.66%6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)
$666/hrBilling Rate of the Beast's Lawyer
$665.95Retail Price of the Beast
$710.36Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax
$769.95Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
$656.66Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)
$55.50Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments
Phillips 666Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)
Route 666Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)
666 mphSpeed Limit on the Beast's Highway
6-6-6Fertilizer of the Beast
666 lb capWeight Limit of the Beast
666 MinutesWeekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily fromMidnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)
666o FOven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"
666kRetirement Plan of the Beast
666 mgRecommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66Word Processor of the Beast
Windows 666Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System
#666666Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table!)
i66686CPU of the Beast
666-IBMW of the Beast
IAM 666License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666Spray Lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (rev)Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
66.6 MHzFM Radio Station of the Beast
666 KHzAM Radio Station of the Beast
66 for 6A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)
6 for 66Bowling Figures of the Beast
6/6/6Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)


And, of course, I add a few others:
FM-666The Bumpy Highway of the Beast
666 FlavorsBaskin Robbins of the Beast
739.4o FBody temperature of the Beast (it’s 666 Kelvin)


Any more?