I Don't Think I'll Be Attending...

Another sign that the End of Days is fast approaching:

10TH ANNUAL 2005 TOFU FESTIVAL
Tofuzilla "When Giant Tofu Takes Over Little Tokyo"
Saturday, Aug 13th 12:00-10:00pm
Sunday, Aug 14th 11:00-9:00pm

An event of the 65th Annual Nisei Week Japanese Festival

IN CONCERT:
GERALD ALBRIGHT (SAT 8PM)
OZOMATLI (SUN 7PM)

Emcees:
Cold Tofu

2nd STREET AND SOUTH SAN PEDRO STREET
Little Tokyo, Downtown Los Angeles

In addition to over 100 imaginative and delicious tofu and soy dishes, come and experience various exquisite foods prepared by some of LA’s finest restaurants. Enjoy the world class sounds of Taiko Drums and other cultural music and dance performances. Visit our Children’s Pavilion for games and crafts. Do some shopping in the Arts & Crafts Marketplace.

Don’t miss out on the festival that was voted “the best food fest in the west” by VIA Automobile Club of America, ranked in los angeles magazine’s “TOP TEN” for July 2004 and August 2002 and featured on Food Network's Top 5: Amazing Celebrations and Unwrapped: Protein Power!

As the Antichrist will be the antithesis of, as well as a mockery of, the Messiah, so tofu is the antithesis of, as well as a mockery of, the manna God gave to the children of Israel in the Sinai desert. Clearly it is of the Evil One. The only way to purify tofu for human consumption is to crumble it into tiny pieces and mix it, at high dilution, with large pieces of beef.