ACLU-Acceptable Nativity Scene?

From the Young Conservatives of Texas:

AUSTIN, TX – The Young Conservatives of Texas - University of Texas Chapter announced today that they will be displaying an “ACLU Nativity Scene” on the West Mall of the University of Texas campus on Monday and Tuesday, December 4th and 5th. The group’s intent is to raise awareness on the extremity of the ACLU, and bring to light its secular-progressive efforts to remove Christmas from the public sphere. The display, the first of its kind in the nation, will feature characters that are quite a bit different than the standard crèche.

“We’ve got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn’t a Jesus in the manger,” said Chairman Tony McDonald. “The three Wise Men are Lenin, Marx, and Stalin because the founders of the ACLU were strident supporters of Soviet style Communism. The whole scene is a tongue-in-cheek way of showing the many ways that the ACLU and the far left are out of touch with the values of mainstream America.”

The scene will also display a terrorist shepherd and an angel in the form of Nancy Pelosi.

I heard on the electric radio that there is no baby in the manger because of the abortion. I hope Gary doesn’t arrive riding on a donkey – PETA will protest such degrading treatment of our fellow creatures.

Away in a closet
Behind a locked door
The little Lord gathers
More dust on the floor.

Don't dare mention Jesus
lest you cause a fuss;
you'd better get used to
Solistannukhkwanzmas.