Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Jews Controlling U.S. Christianity? Hamas Says So.

Filed under "My imagination just can't keep up with reality:"

United States churches are secretly run by Jews who converted to Christianity with the intention of controlling religious Americans including President Bush, a top Hamas official claims.

"Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jewish who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans," Mohammad Abu Tir, the number two Hamas terrorist in the newly formed Palestinian Authority government said during an exclusive interview from his home yesterday with top radio host Rusty Humphries and WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.

"I made a study and I know very well that all this radicalism in some parts of the Christianity, [including] the Anglicans who are being led by Bush, is because of the control of Zionists," said Abu Tir.

(The whole article can be found on WorldNetDaily.)

Now we know what’s really happened to the Episcopal Church. Here we’ve been blaming liberal revisionists, neognostics, closet Buddhists, and new age wackos, while all the time it was George Bush and the Jews who were at fault! Silly us. Fifty bucks says that, before we know it, Halliburton will be buy up the property of closed Episcopal churches and use them as clandestine locations for conducting illegal wiretaps on innocent Americans.

I’m glad we have fine, courageous men like Abu Tir to set us straight. I wonder if “number two Hamas terrorist in the newly formed Palestinian Authority government” is his official title. Given the history of the Palestinian Authority, “Terrorist” might actually be a cabinet level position.

(For the record: Bush 41 is Anglican/Episcopalian; Bush 43 is Methodist.)